Keith has strep throat. Hmm, I wonder where he got it. Sure, he lives in an environment that's probably filled with all kinds of contagious diseases, but it seems like ever since bonehead moved in with him he's had all kinds of problems. Of course, I don't believe she caused his broken foot or his appendix explosion that would be silly, but maybe she's a curse on him. LOL. Just kidding. Or am I?
Hell, she probably brought it home from one of her party nights out. Poor Keith, he's just getting old and sick...er.