Saturday, October 4, 2008

Keith The Masturbator

Since I hadn't seen Countdown in several days I thought I'd flip over there last night just to see who the worst persons were and I'll be damned if Keith wasn't "projecting".
He was talking about this creepy guy that apparently has a "thing" for Sarah Palin. But what struck me was Keith's mention of the guy possibly masturbating in front of the t.v. and the fact that the look on Keith's face was that of a very guilty person.

You should read Marinara's comment at KOE's site. LOL.


marinara said...

Thanks for the shout out, Flowergirl.

I guess he really doesn't have anyone to tell him when something he wants to say would be weird or inappropriate. Since he writes the scripts himself, there is no one to approve or critique them.

This reminds me of one of his shows last year, I think he was interviewing Dana Milbank. I can't even remember what or who they were talking about, (may have been Senator Vitter) but Keith said that the title to something they were making fun of sounded like a title to one of those porn movies that you see on Showtime at 1 AM. Milbank said, "How do you know that, Keith?" And Keith stuttered for a moment because he had to think of an answer, quick! Then he said, "Why, my research staff, of course."

Yeah right. Busted!

He has said in interviews that he arrives home around 1 AM. So I guess the first thing he does when he gets there is turn on tv, and watch porn....and you know what else he does while he watches? See KOE's blog for the answer.

flowergirl said...

I vaguely remember that about the interview with Dana Milbank, but hell, Keith has been single all his life so it wouldn't surprise me if he does has a vast collection of porn.
Afterall he wanted Mary Carey. And practically "got her" on his show.

It's pretty obvious what kind of girl he prefers. And it has nothing to do with intelligence.

marinara said...

He doesn't want someone who is as dumb as a suitcase of rocks, but he can't have someone smarter than he is, either. An intelligent woman would be threatening.

Katy is just intelligent enough to be interesting, not enough to be threatening, and not dumb enough to never have started up this "relationship" in the first place.

flowergirl said...

I agree, but I don't think Katy is really that interesting to him.
If she was I think he would spend more time with her.
And I suspect what time he does spend with her is spent talking about himself.

And you're right to put quotations around "relationship" because that is something that remains to be seen.
Which, apparently, nobody can see.