Monday, December 22, 2008

Merry Christmas To You All

And to Keith:

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
With arsenic sauce.


blondie said...

Even though I've given up on Countdown, I do like your blog..and want to wish you a Merry Christmas and all good things for the New Year!

marinara said...

The last news report that I saw Katie do, she said something incredibly stupid. It was a report on the snowy conditions, and she noted that there were not many people out and about, and she said, "They heard that my family was from Athens, and they've all closed their doors to me." How friggin' dumb is that?

She is obviously taking advice from Keith again, this time on how to make it all about herself. That will not work for her, ever, whether she's with him or not. It just makes her look like an idiot.

marinara said...

Rachel puts Keith to shame.

I predicted he would be sorry he got her a show.

flowergirl said...

Thank you Blondie. Merry Christmas to you.

I saw that video and thought the same exact thing. Who gives a flying fuck? Nobody cares about this girl. I suspect not very many people like her.
If she wants to be a good reporter she needs to stop taking advice from Keith and do her own thing, otherwise she's going to have a really hard time convincing people that she's the one for the job.
Sometimes I feel sorry for her because she has no clue that Keith is manipulating her but then I stop and think, well, she did jump into his bed rather quickly so she gets what she deserves.

I'll have to check out that Rachel thing. Thanks.

marinara said...

Oh, excuse my rudeness, FG.

Merry Christmas!

I guess I'll go over to KOE and wish the Ego a merry one, too.

flowergirl said...

No biggy. Merry Christmas to you too. I hope it's a good one.