Sunday, November 23, 2008

Ward Cleaver He Is Not

More like Ward Cleavage. With all these visits to older women's forums one has to wonder what exactly Keith is trying to sell.
He can't say one week that he has to remember to be nice and then turn around and sell himself as Mr. Homemaker. It doesn't work that way.
If he's trying to convince people that he's in love it won't wash either. He's had two years to do that and failed miserably. What makes you think that all of a sudden he's been domesticated?
I'm sure there are people out there that will buy this kind of nonsense, and that's okay. I mean, Bill O'Reilly sells snake oil all the time and has a huge following. One bigger than Keith's.

But I'll have to say that if Keith continues to feed the public his deliciously rich morsels of stupidity then I may never shut down my site. It's just too damn good.

So thank you Keith for giving us more reasons to call you an idiot.


marinara said...

I won't be able to see a live show until next week, probably, so if anything is revealed this week as to why he is suddenly making the rounds to all these "women's shows", then I might miss it. Depends if I have time to watch the clips.

Ellen Degeneres wants him on her show. I'm going to bet that that is the one show he won't go on, for two reasons: He made fun of her on Countdown and won't risk being asked about it by her, and two, he would be expected to dance a little jig like everyone does when they first appear. He won't be able to do that.

Anonymous said...

Sorry to disappoint you, but he was booked on Martha Stewart to promote the Sunday Night Football Cookbook. The proceeds from the book go to charity.

Anonymous said...

How was he on Martha Stewart? Did he eat the entire pie?

flowergirl said...

I don't watch Martha Stewart so I couldn't say how he did.

And it doesn't disappoint me in the least. But it does bring up the question; Why him? There are more suitable and qualified guys on FNiA to do that promoting.
Keith doesn't fit that mold.

telling it like it really is said...

Sorry to disappoint the Anonymous at 8:14 am but he never mentioned the cookbook. And that is not why he was booked on the show or any of these women's shows. It's to soften his image and make him seem more pro-female after all the remarks about him being a misogynistic. Olbermann is nothing if not career-focused and calucating.

flowergirl said...

I keep reading that Keith mentioned Katy cooking last year's Thanksgiving and that they will be going out to dinner this year.

If this is true then I get the feeling that family isn't too thrilled about this little "arrangement". And it makes me wonder if his family has even met her.

Hmm, so did Keith sacrifice his family to save his public ass from the likes of karma by taking in a 22 year old girl?
If he did then he truly did sell his soul to the devil.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't call Katy the devil but she's no angel either. Then again, neither is Keef.

marinara said...

I kinda think Keith's mother wouldn't be thrilled with anyone that Keith was shacking up with. I mean anyone, even if it were someone his own age.

flowergirl said...

I agree.

Just saying said...

I bet Keith hasn't seen his mom in years. His issues with women begin and end with her.