Offline. But First..

I will be offline for a while. Don't know how long. It could be a week..or less. That depends on how quickly I can get a new online service. This one sucks.

But first I would like to clarify something for those who didn't read my explanation the first time I mentioned why I find Keith and Miss Precious Perfect immoral.
When I was in my late teens and early twenties I found older guys to be exciting and charming. I'm sure most young girls did and still do. And I dated some of them. But there was no way I would have ever dated one of my Dad's friends. Especially if they were his age or older. That's just not a moral thing to do.
I've always found it disgusting and repulsive for any old guy and young girl to think that what they are doing is cute. And that they could possibly be "soulmates".
It's worse for Keith because he gets on national television and bashes others who go down that immoral road when he himself has no room to be talking.

You just can't screw your friends' daughter and not think that there isn't anything wrong with that. If you think that way then you yourself have issues.
You can't screw your Dad's friend and think that there isn't anything wrong with that. If you do then you yourself have issues.
Keith was desperate to save face and Miss Precious Perfect was desperate for a quick and easy life.
If all Keith was doing was helping a friend's daughter with her career that is one thing, but to actually live with her and have sex with her then that is bad moral behavior. He lowered his standards in order to prove to people that he can manage a "relationship" with someone.
And by doing so he can't be trusted with any opinion he may have about anybody elses life and the way they conduct it.
So as long as he continues to think there isn't anything wrong with what he's doing then I will continue to tell you why it is wrong.

If he wants to have sex and/or a relationship with a young tart then so be it. But the least he could've done was gotten someone who wasn't the daughter of a friend. Maybe then his bashing of other's moral behaviors wouldn't be so bad.

Sometimes I Just Have To

I may bash Keith and his stupid little Miss Precious Perfect based on personal moral issues, but I will always defend Keith when it comes to taking The Bush to task on what he did to this country.
Keith is not anti-American nor is he a communist. He may be a greedy immature bastard but when it comes to the government committing heinous crimes, and thinking they are above the law, I'm all for anybody who's willing to stick their neck out to make sure these issues don't go away.

It's only normal that the Republicans think that Obama is going to ruin this country. I mean, hell, Democrats felt the same way about Bush and look what happened. The only way it could get worse is if Obama starts a nuclear(that's pronounced nukleeeur, not nukulur) war and I seriously doubt that's going to happen.
Bush has fucked up this country. Something he would never admit to in a million years. But to have Keith get up there every night and point these things out is something we, as a whole, should embrace. Nobody else is willing to do this.
So, yes, sometimes I just have to defend Keith no matter how difficult it may be.

Last Night

Countdown was good again last night. If they keep doing that I'll have to be nice. :-( hehe

Light Snow Falls In NYC

This was too hard to pass up.

The History Channel

Yes, I saw this listed on the History channel but I didn't watch it. However, I did think it would be rather fitting to change this site to something that would pertain more to the things that Keith does.
It doesn't matter whether you're a religious person or not, these "sins" have more of a moral nature to them than anything else. And Keith isn't even close to having morals, or high standards, for that matter.
So when it comes to talking trash about someone else's stupidity Keith is basically projecting. Is he not? He has no room to be judging the character of his counterparts without adding some of his own indulgences. If he started fessing up to the fact that he's no better than they are then I may start believing him. Only thing is he would have to be sincere about it and not turn it into a joke. Which is something he can't bring himself to do.
But that's Keith. An immoral asshole who thinks he's funny and can do no wrong regardless of what he's done wrong.

Here Is That Exercising Hunk

Hmmm, he still seems to be a bit overweight.
What the hell happened to him? He used to dress really nice. Now he just looks tacky.

That Doesn't Automatically Make You A Good Person

Sarah Palin is a dimwit. When it comes to "class" she has none and it would do her good if she would just shut up. However, Keith putting himself in the category of the likes of Joe Biden and Obama is a stretch even for him.
It's nice that he got to go to college when most of his family couldn't, but it's how you present yourself to the world and your colleagues that makes you worth what you got to do.

As for business, Keith is worth a lot. Not what he's getting now, considering the economy and the fact that people had to be fired in order for him to maintain his marbleized living space, he could have at least showed some sort of remorse or regret for being so fucking ass greedy.

On the other hand, I'm glad that he is working to keep the fires burning underneath the Bush and his cronies. Nobody else will do it. So in that respect, I thank him.

But it still doesn't make him a good person.

His so called interviews with people in forums such as Arts and Leisure, or any magazine, newspaper, etc., reveals only that he knows how to repeat himself and tries to be cute while he's doing it. And it's funny how he comes up with "excuses" or "quotes" that makes it okay to talk about himself. But is there an excuse or quote out there that says something about talking about yourself ALL THE TIME that makes it okay?

Countdown was good tonight despite the fact that we couldn't get through another show without him saying something about himself.

But no matter how hard Keith tries he will never be a good person. Too many times he's proven to be a jerk and a hardass who thinks he's God's gift to the world and every woman who should lay eyes upon him.

Couldn't Pass This Up...Enjoy

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Kind of sounds like a movie title, doesn't it?

More Changes

I will be changing quite a few things in the near future. I've decided to stick around for a while longer. ;-)

I Think I Know What Keith's Problem Is

Aside from being a backstabber, manipulator, egotistical, arrogant, "Evil" bastard, (and those are his good qualities), he can't get it up because he's too fat.
So says this article:

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/134731.php

Hmm, I guess if he doesn't want to lose weight for his health then he should at least do it for hard on reasons.

Greed, Guttony, Pride and "Exercising"?

It appears that Keith's 3 days a week of exercise isn't doing him any good. Now some people could blame it on the holidays but something tells me he lied about that. He truly looks as if he's gotten fatter. Sure, he probably let himself go during those two weeks off, but can he really afford to keep gaining weight?
He knows Miss Precious Perfect will outlive him and I'm sure he knows that any young stud could snatch her right up, so wouldn't it be in his best interest to at least try to be a little healthy?
As slow as it's taking those two wild and crazy maturely handicapped children to get their shit together, one would think that he would work very hard on actually doing some exercises he claimed he was doing.
From what I've seen I would say he hasn't been exercising at all. Either that or he's eaten enough food for three people within the past two weeks of doing next to nothing.
Greed, gluttony and pride will be Keith's downfall.

Happy New Year!!

Happy New Year to you all. I hope this year brings you lots of joy and pleasant surprises. (Not for Keith though.) And I hope Anderson Cooper wins his challenge to Keith and Chris Matthews. If you don't know what I'm talking about go to KOE's site.

I watched CNN last night to bring in the new year and I must say, Kathy Griffin is NOT funny. I do like Anderson Cooper though. I've watched his show a few times and it's actually pretty good.

Anyway, Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas To You All

And to Keith:



You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

Whatever Drugs Keith Is On, He Should Stay On Them

It's pretty obvious that Keith is sick again. But whatever he's taking to combat it he should keep taking it. Countdown was very good tonight. Or last night.
He asked all the right questions about war crimes. I was beginning to wonder if he was ever going to go down that road. This is something that will get my undivided attention.
If he feels the need to be obsessed with something, or someone, then this is definitely the route to take. In fact, a special comment should be done about this. Leave out the "sirs" and just throw the Dick in jail.

The shoe tossing was hilarious. I loved it. Joel McHale is great but I don't think Keith can handle having a shoe thrown at him. He was too quick to say "dammit". Something tells me he's not a team player. And it wouldn't surprise me if he blasted the person who did it once he was off the air. Though, from my point of view, watching a shoe being thrown at Keith was the highlight of the evening.

Political Comedy? Keith?

Since when has Keith been politically funny? He spends more time humoring up Bill O'Reilly than he does making jokes about politics.
I'll tell you what's funny on Countdown. Watching Keith with the sound down. He can't just read the news he has to act it out. Which in turn, makes him look like a cartoon character. Or someone who is trying really really hard to be like Jim Carrey.

Anyway, I have an idea for Keith. Since he deemed it necessary to write a book about all those "special comments" he did, then wouldn't it be more up his alley to write one about BillO? He seems to know a great deal about the guy. Hell, he probably spends more time on him than BillO's wife does.
It would sell.
But going back to his mentioning of Jay Leno getting his own political comedy show. Something tells me that Keith is going to throw a big hissy fit if that show cuts into his repeat face time. I hope he does...and I hope it backfires on him big time. This would prove once and for all just how low Keith is willing to go for his own purpose.

On a different subject. Who the hell is cutting his hair? It looks terrible. The sides and the back are really short and the top is too long. It lays over the back as if he's wearing a toupee. I'm guessing it's not a professional cut.
And really, since when is Keith a defender of not calling a woman a broad? Not that I've ever heard him say it out loud, but someone like him probably has thought it from time to time and/or has said it in private.
But then, him defending anybody that doesn't directly appeal to him makes him a liar. I don't care how many "heavy sighs" he throws out there...it's all fake.

Prime Example

This is a prime example as to why it's obvious that Keith doesn't give a damn about the little guy.
He negotiated for a bigger contract and got it, but in order for them to give it to him they have to fire a lot of people. Do you think Keith cares about that? Hell no.
I've said time and again that if you fell down in front of him on the sidewalk he would just step over you. He's just as bad as BillO, if not worse.
I will never believe that Keith is a nice person. All you have to do is pay attention to the things he says and his actions. He contradicts himself a lot and people fall for it. I did for a while, but then I realized that he would let you die if it meant his life would be saved.
That makes him a coward. And one greedy s.o.b.

There is no way you can find justice in this mess. If you think that Keith deserves all that money at the expense of others' livelihoods then you obviously have never been pushed out so that the fat cat can get paid.

Countdown Needs Change

It's just not that good. I can sit and watch Countdown and then The Rachel Maddow Show and get the same stories. However, I get more information from Rachel than I do from Keith.
Though Countdown wasn't that bad Tuesday night it just wasn't that good. There needs to be some changes. Either that or Keith needs to start asking the right questions.
Maybe he could study Rachel's techniques and learn from her. But God forbid he learn from a woman, so I guess that's out of the question.

I'm thinking maybe it's Keith's overwhelming desire to bash that he's forgotten how to report. I can remember a time where he would tell you the story as it is and not as it should be. But then, that was during the time before he became extremely involved with himself.
He's perfect and anybody who disagrees with that is his enemy. That's who he's become and that's the direction his show has taken.

Who knows, maybe he could bring back the soundbites of the day. Those were pretty good. Or rearrange some things. Move WPiTW between the 5th and 4th stories and add a longer 3rd story. And get a better 2nd story.
Something needs to happen or his show is going to go down the drain.

Totally Off Topic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVZX-W3vo9I

This has surprised me. Kanye West is somewhat controversial but this song is great. Although the video is a little risque it's still good.

It wouldn't let me put the video up so I just provided the link.

THE Girlfriend

Oh, I keep forgetting. Keith doesn't have a girlfriend. He has an object. And she is almost always referred to as THE girlfriend. Niiiiiice.
Let me see if I can get this straight. THE girlfriend has to work Thanksgiving so they are going out to eat. So he has no family? She has to work so he's not going to go to his family for Thanksgiving???????? Oh, that's just sad.
So Keith sacrifices his family for her. How romantic.

She cooked last year. I wonder what it was she cooked. Did she cook and then take it over to his family's place?
This is very curious.

You gotta love this guy. He's the epitome of what not to do in life. If you ever feel your life sucks, just take a listen to Keith from time to time and you would think your life is grand.