Monday, June 30, 2008

No Hollerin'

Ah, the "special comment" couldn't be brief. When he first started talking I thought, "Hmm, that sounds eerily familiar". I think you get my drift, but just in case you don't, Keith bashed every Republican he could manage to bash.
And then it started to sound more like, "Obama beware of false prophets". But as the end drew near it got better.
Not Keith's best but it wasn't too bad. At least he didn't holler. And that speaks volumes. Maybe now his pets are happy.

Countdown was okay. Best Persons was interesting again. But Worst Persons is so predictable I just don't even listen to it anymore.

On a different note. Some advice for bonehead.
If you want to be taken seriously then go back to school. This time take some journalism classes. And throw in many hours of acting lessons.
Stop dancing while reporting, especially when reporting a murder. And watch those bouncing forward movements. It looks very childish and stupid. And very very very amateurish.
I figured by now you would be better, but you're not.
Stop wearing atrocious clothing. That ugly ass white shirt and pukey colored skirt looked like you were going to apply for a job at FOX. You know? The kind of clothes that's bought at a yard sale and makes you look like you're ready to become a hooker?
You know as well as I do that Keith doesn't think you're good at this. If he says you are then he's lying.
But then you could do everybody a favor and quit while you're behind.
You suck at on air reporting. And it's not just because I find you repulsive, as far as morals are concerned, it's that you just simply do not have any qualifications to be doing what you're doing, AND have shown absolutely no improvement whatsoever.
I give this six more months.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

She'll go far in the business. Why? Because she's willing to get where she wants to go on her back, hence the hooker clothing. The look comes very naturally to her.

flowergirl said...

Hehe, well, at least she's good at something.
I just never figured Keith to be that kind of guy, though. I guess I figured wrong.