Thursday, July 24, 2008

Perfect Keith

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day.

To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.

I used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved women
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day

To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.

I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with
the way that I fill out my skin tight blue jeans.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.

6 comments:

marinara said...

Perfect? His hair has looked like shit ever since he's been in LA.

flowergirl said...

Hehe. I thought it looked pretty good last night. At least he didn't have all that goop in it. And it wasn't waving.

Anonymous said...

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv/2008/07/25/2008-07-25_sade_baderinwa_aims_to_stop_hitrun_cowar.html

check that out. Seems part of the CW11 "image" is scantily clad babes. One is even a former Playboy bunny.

flowergirl said...

That's very enlightening. I guess Katy found her place then, huh? And that is where she will stay...until Keith kicks her out.

DF said...

I'm sure young Katy has already picked out a benefactor who will enable her to stay in television so long as she throws in an extra bonus or three for them. That kind always does.

flowergirl said...

I couldn't agree more. If she's willing to jump from one boyfriend to another in a matter of minutes then this wouldn't surprise me.

I would say 90% of the things she owns was bought by someone else. For a price, of course.