Tuesday, August 26, 2008

And In This Corner...



Man, this shit is getting good. And I'm not talking about the convention itself. Keith better watch out, somebody's gonna knock the soup out of him if he's not careful.

8 comments:

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

Unprofessional? Far from it. I'm showing what a fabulous anchor I am by putting Matthews in his place. Can I help it if he's squirming? Okay I could but screw that. I enjoy watching him snap. Just a matter of time before he's off the desk with me and it's all mine.

Anonymous said...

I hope Chris slugs him. He deserves it. He's been an ass on air during this convention. I think Chris is reaching his limit with him.

Anonymous said...

Keith is chipping away at him. And Scarborough. But what does he hope to accomplish by driving them out? It doesn't make sense. Replacements will be needed. He and Rachel can't do it all.

Anonymous said...

He wants a better lead in to his show so he probably thinks that once Chris goes he can slide Rachel's show in that slot. Maybe then in the 9pm hour they'll put Schuster. He seems sufficiently lapdogish to Keith. I haven't figured out what he plans for the morning show yet though.

flowergirl said...

The morning show will be biographies about Keith. The afternoon shows will be MORE biographies about Keith.
And Keith will do videos explaining how much everybody wanted to hire him but he turned them down. Then he'll do more videos on how much he contributes to the community in his own "sincere" way.
And then they'll show him getting on Kos and talking about how much he knows about nothing.
Soon MSNBC will be called KONBC.

Seriously, though. What the hell has happened to him?

Anonymous said...

LOL FG. Too funny--and all true probably. Maybe he's edging closer to a mental breakdown of some kind? I don't even feel sorry for him anymore. I really feel sorry for anyone who has to work with him. All he's made me do is feel bad for Chris and I dont' even like him. The man just got over pneumonia and has diabetes and he's being a perfect asshole to him. Is he trying to kill him too?

flowergirl said...

You know what? A mental breakdown did cross my mind.
He's been working A LOT. And that, by Keith standards, is way too much.

Anonymous said...

And he's going straight from the DNC to the RNC and I can't imagine they'll be cheering crowds there for him. If he's going to snap it'll be there unless they give him some really good drugs to mellow him out.