Thursday, August 7, 2008

Off Topic

I went to bed early last night because I wasn't feeling well. Got up at 5 this morning to excrutiating kidney pain. I knew exactly what was happening. I had a kidney stone. If you've never had one before IT HURTS LIKE HELL!
By the time I got to the hospital the pain had eased. Which meant, of course, that it was passing. Yep, folks, I passed a kidney stone this morning. hehe.
They gave me some wonderful pain medicine. And now I'm all better.

One more thing. Some comments have been removed. I'm thinking Blogger must've done it inadvertantly. I know I was having problems with some other things regarding the publishing of comments, and I know they were scheduled for an outage so it may have been during that time.
I can only retrieve two comments, and I will do that and post them shortly.


flowergirl said...

This is from Keith's Ego.

I'm Keiths' Ego and I'm here to explain what I really meant in that interview:

I want all the press critics and whoever reads this to know how important I am. That's why I tote around this cool Clinton bag I got at Hill's last party to the TV Critics thing in L.A. I wanted them all to see who I know and how much they love me. Did I mention that the Clintons invited me to both their birthday parties and their Christmas parties? Yeah, that's how I roll: me, Bill, Hill, and Mick and the Boys.

The Clintons love me so much, everyone does. Hillary's mom is a regular viewer, so is Elizabeth Edwards. (Note to self: Insert more names of as many C-List celebs who watch me as often as I can in all interviews).

But I just couldn't go their Christmas party. I had to stay home and watch the girlfriend knit. (Wait--how long has it been since any mention was made in the tabloid press of my sleeping with my groupies and then dumping them? A year or so? Okay, scratch all references to the girlfriend. Don't need to mention her so much anymore. Maybe another hot fan will think I'm single and I can have another hot hotel hook-up. And I've mentioned her so much that everyone already knows I must be a stud because I'm pushing 50 and I've got a hot little 20-something at home).

Where was I? Oh yeah, pain. Such pain. I want my fans to feel my pain. I'm so torn, conflicted, agonized. (But come on, everyone knows that Obama is going to win and I want to have an in with the Obama administration. So I had to say what I did about Hill and Bill because I want to be one of the cool kids, you know, the kind who ignored me in high school, college, for most of my life.) Did I mention that the Clintons invited me to their parties? And so I'm deeply pained that I might never get another invite from them ever again after what I said about them which is why I'm pained because then how will everyone know how important I am if I can't mention going to their way cool parties in interviews? So it hurt me. It hurt me bad. So bad. And I want them to know that's why it wasn't personal to them, it was just personal to me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Because it's all about me. I loves me some me.

flowergirl said...

This is also from Keith's Ego.

If Chris Matthews leg can have a blog then my ego can too! And now I do.

flowergirl said...

Unfortunately, I don't have Marinara's link to chrismatthewsleg.

Keith's Ego said...

Feel better Flowergirl!

flowergirl said...

Thank you.